Do you need a tech update???
You need a technological update if...
- you still connect to the Internet with gopher
- your mobile phone weights more than 200 grams, or you can't receive SMS
- you still use pine to check your e-mail and lynx to surf the web
- you still use floppy disks
- you still use vi to edit your code
- your monitor is monochromatic or CGI
- you don't use Google to search the web
- still have a hotmail account instead of a gmail account
- burning a CD takes you more than twenty minutes
- you still use Wordstar
- you still listen to tapes in your walkman
- you have never heard of Linux
- you prefer documents in ps over pdf
- your camera is not digital
- your are proud of your laserdisc collection
- you or your children play with Intellivision or Atari 2600
- your company still praises COBOL
- you don't know what a blog is...